what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
you know what a scary thought is
people shutting down bookstores because “no one buys books” anymore they just download them
and if thats not scary then i dont know what is
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
when you’re on your period and you sneeze
do you guys know how many people who unfollowed me because of this post wow
"oh my god go deeper"
"oh god it’s so fucking good. deeper”
"OH GOD TOO DEEP TOO DEEP IT FUCKING HURTS"